Male problems: When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up
you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts
gosh thor followed me into the bathroom
and the whole time i was trying to concentrate, he just sat there in the bathtub, very loudly licking his butt.
oh my god I forgot that your cat is named thor so I actually thought you meant like god of thunder thor and holy shit the mental images
i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
And in that moment, I swear we were all Sherlock.
he is the real
OH MY GOD
I SHAT MYSELF SO HARD WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS
APPARENTLY SULFUR HEXAFLORIDE TURNS YOU INTO SATAN
I AM JUST LYING HERE LAUGHING AND MY DOG IS STARING AT ME SHES SO SCAREDSCIENTIFIC HAHAHAHAHA
and then nobody ever needed voice filters again
I’M DYING LAUGHING DFSLKJWLJDSFLKJEWLFKJSDFDSF
should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the werdest shit we have to scare away yahoo
im looking at you Sherlock fandom.
here we come
bring the crack au’s
supernatural fandom you’re up next guys
Today was the best day of my life. I can’t believe I was lucky enough to meet two of my favourite actors in the world, I can’t express how grateful I am. As I took the train to London this morning I was more nervous than I’d ever been, I thought that as soon as I saw Benedict I would surely faint or burst into tears… and I expected to be really intimidated by Martin Freeman because he’s such a big star now! But as soon as Martin came over and shook my hand I just felt happy, he was so lovely and his smile warmed the cockles of my heart. I must admit that when Benedict came over and stood next to me I felt very shaky and as though my heart was ready to burst out of my chest, but as soon as he asked my name and spoke to me it was simply wonderful. Martin was a real charmer and Benedict was so funny and unlike anyone I’ve ever seen before.
They were both so incredibly kind about my artwork, it was so bizarre having two such talented people say that something I do is “amazing”, when I look up to them so much. As they took the drawings out of the envelopes and gasped and praised me I felt like my heart was going to explode then and there. They said it was the best fan art they’ve ever received. It made me want to break down. To have Benedict Cumberbatch say I’m “talented” is something which I just can’t handle or comprehend. I just couldn’t get my head round it. I feel so overwhelmed right now, the whole experience was so very surreal. I feel so incredibly happy, it was so amazing. I feel kind of dumbstruck right now, I can’t believe it happened to me.
This was the drawing I gave to Benedict as a gift, and this one for Martin. I’m keeping the signed one for myself, forever.
Also I thought I’d just point out the LENGTH OF BENEDICT’S FINGER I MEAN WHAT IS THAT
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITE THINGS EVER
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
two minutes and fifty-three seconds filled with reasons to watch doctor who. seriously, just do it.
That’s just, like, THE ULTIMATE DOCTOR WHO TRAILER
If you want to convert someone into a Whovian, just make one watch this. Definitely.
IF YOU FOLLOW ME AND HAVE NEVER WATCHED DOCTOR WHO - WATCH THIS.
^^^ This. Just do it.
YOU NEED DOCTOR WHO IN YOUR LIFE, PEOPLE
Doctor Who—it’ll change your life. :)
This made me want to watch it all over again